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| From time to time over the years, Colorado Mountain College has held some noncredit classes for residents in Parachute and Battlement Mesa, even though we didn't have a physical home in either of the two communities. more... |


| From time to time over the years, Colorado Mountain College has held some noncredit classes for residents in Parachute and Battlement Mesa, even though we didn't have a physical home in either of the two communities. more... |
| “The early birds are going to get everything!” Husband-Head cried as he came bounding down the stairs early on a Saturday morning. “I need to get out there! They're going to take all the good stuff!” | |
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“Ka-BOOOOMMM!!!!” It was 5:15 on a Thursday morning and Husband-Head and I were just beginning to stir when we heard the loud bang. |
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“Hey, wanna play ‘spa'?” I suggested to Husband-Head with excitement. “I think it'll be fun and I know you'll like it!” Husband-Head looked a little confused. |
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| Looking around town, it is plain to see that your City and other local governments are undertaking a number of very visible projects. The City of Rifle is in the process of completing Centennial Park and recently completed a section of trail behind City... | |
| “Good MORNING world!” Husband-Head said joyfully on a recent Thursday morning as he bounded out of bed and threw open the curtains. “Isn't it a simply FABULOUS day? Isn't life grand?” | |
| “At the Copa...Copacabana!” I sung out to the old 1978 Barry Manilow hit as I furiously gyrated my hips and danced all around the living room. “The hottest spot north of Havana!” | |
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“Would you ever do everything I said for 30 days?” I asked Husband-Head while he watched the news on TV. There was no answer. “I SAID...would you ever do everything I asked you to do for 30 days?” I repeated. |
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| “Have you ever been double-dog dared?” I asked Husband-Head the other day as we both got ready to go to our respective early morning workouts. | |
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The young woman approached me slowly. She was cute, mid-20s with a smile as bright as neon. She looked right at me. Me? You looking at me? I still looked behind me. No one. She is looking and smiling at me. |
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| “ Honey, would you ever pay to rent someone to be your friend?” I asked Husband- Head curiously. “Or would you ever rent yourself out to someone to be their friend?” | |
| There are many generous people in the Rifle community, willing to help someone who's either down on their luck or needing a hand to take the next big step in their lives. | |
| “What are you so engrossed in?” Husband-Head asked curiously as I sat on the couch reading intently. “I haven't seen you reading anything so intently since the ‘Kama Sutra.'” | |
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“Why are you crying?” Husband-Head asked with concern when he came through the door after work and found me wiping me eyes. “What's wrong?” I couldn't speak yet and just pointed to the TV. |
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| "Why are you humming the tune to Pomp and Circumstance?" Husband-Head asked me last Sunday. "And why are you wearing a bra? What's the occasion?" | |
| “Somewhere...my love...there will be songs to sing...” I belted out to Lara's theme as we watched television in bed.. | |

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